The HTC Herald hasn't really been around since its video debut last year. Reason? It was hiding at the FCC. We secretly read the FCC's girly diary and found out the slim successor to the Wizard was going to be headed to T-Mobile sometime soon. An exerpt:

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"Dear Diary. Oh my god, you wudnt beleive what Brandy said about Crystal today. She said Crystal was a super slut to be dating Herald. I mean, oh my god, Herald only has a 2-megapixel camera, quad-band GSM, EDGE, Bluetooth, and Wi-Fi. That's like, so last year! But he is thin, and he does have Windows Mobile 6, so maybe he's not so bad after all. THE END! p.s. Jason, I know you're reading this. Get out, you're so gross!!!"

Damn it, how did she know?

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