Graphic chef and artist Jude Buffum has prepared these images showing the meat cuts of 8-bit video game beasts. I'm dying for a Bowser porterhouse steak. Rare, please, with a side of fries. But before that, I want some sushi appetizers:
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The Commenter Formerly Known As Billybird
That's not a koopa! That's Bowser. Koopa's are the little turtle things.