You know, one time I made this joke about pilots blowing up orphanages for sport. Some people got mad—understandably—because they didn't realize I, too, hate children with a passion so firey that I often squeeze cupcake right through my fingers when I see them gayly skipping past, on their way to exploit my future. So I thought, hey! I guess the world's Armies don't share my desire to stamp out that loathsome, doe-eyed scourge—but how about the robots? Turns out I was right—DefenseTech reports that an Indian Army flying robot drone has "crashed" into a "children's park near the airport in the city of Imphal."
There aren't any pictures of the crash itself, because the Indian Army didn't want you to see the robot's self-satisfied death grimace. But we all know it was there.
DRONE VS. "KID'S WORLD" [DefenseTech]