Indian Robot Drone Falls From Sky Over Children

This image was lost some time after publication, but you can still view it here.
This image was lost some time after publication, but you can still view it here.

You know, one time I made this joke about pilots blowing up orphanages for sport. Some people got mad—understandably—because they didn't realize I, too, hate children with a passion so firey that I often squeeze cupcake right through my fingers when I see them gayly skipping past, on their way to exploit my future. So I thought, hey! I guess the world's Armies don't share my desire to stamp out that loathsome, doe-eyed scourge—but how about the robots? Turns out I was right—DefenseTech reports that an Indian Army flying robot drone has "crashed" into a "children's park near the airport in the city of Imphal."

There aren't any pictures of the crash itself, because the Indian Army didn't want you to see the robot's self-satisfied death grimace. But we all know it was there.

DRONE VS. "KID'S WORLD" [DefenseTech]

Share This Story

Get our `newsletter`

DISCUSSION