When you’re facing certain destruction, hiding in the refrigerator is a great plan. Say you’re being chased by a damaged post-apocalyptic robot with the American flag on its face, which has reconstituted itself using kitchen appliances, like in this scene from 1990’s Hardware. The thing hunts via infrared, so maybe the fridge is the safest place in your home? Except if the thing turns out to have other methods of hunting, and then you’re kinda screwed.
