Apparently my family is deciding that I must have one because I need to "stay up-to-date with current technologies so I don't look like an idiot." But I have no idea which one to get. I don't want an Iphone b/c I don't like Apple (for purely subjective reasons that are my own). The Evo is tempting until I realize that I don't have 4G in my area. And the Droid and Google ones are both meh to me. Also, I don't have any social network accounts, don't text, and barely receive more than four 3-minute calls a month on my broken Razr.