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"Happy birthday honey!"
"What the fuck is this?"
"It's an iPhone, cake."
"Is this some kind of joke?"
"Umm...not funny haha, but..."
"You know how hard this has been for me."
"I know, that why I made-"
"To be teased with the ultimate phone and then have to wait until summer."
"'s chocolate."
"I hate my life and I hate you!"

iPhone Cake [newlaunches]