Jack “Jimmy Buffet Is A Visionary” Dorsey
Yes, Dorsey made a cameo at the Crypto convention that happened in Miami last weekend. Yes, the same one that let people walk around mask-free and didn’t ask anyone for proof of vaccination, only for attendants to later report that they (shockingly!) caught COVID-19. Honestly, I’m not sure whether to be more appalled at Dorsey’s flagrant disregard for public health here, or the fact that he’s now become indistinguishable from the generic weed guy you undoubtedly knew in college. 10/10
