Jack “The Beard” Dorsey
When Dorsey called into the Senate GOP’s hearing on… “online platforms censoring conservative speech” at the end of last October, there was a brief second where everyone got to ignore the political circus happening on the floor to gawk at whatever was happening on the Twitter CEO’s face. Dorsey had rocked a beard in the past, but this shaggy/whispy hybrid had taken on a life of its own. Reporters dared to ask what secretshe was hiding in there. Others pointed out that the beard, not Jack, should be on that stand. It made a cameo on SNL. In its short tenure living on the bottom of Jack’s face, it’s more popular and seemingly more well-liked than Dorsey himself. I mean, just look at it.
Jack: 3/10
Beard: 9.5/10
