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Japanese Eye Massager Does Everything But Gouge

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OK, let's play a game here. Which of the following phrases is not a claim made by this Japanese Automatic Eye Massager? No cheating!

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A) Prevents computer syndrome.
B) Produces a gasification barometric pressure massage eye flesh.
C) Removes baggy eyes and black eyes.
D) Relaxes nerves and improves microcirculation for healthy eyes.

Give up? It was a trick question! Those are all things this wacky eye massager can do. For only $58, how can you go wrong?

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The scariest thing since their spray toilets.