Jenna Jameson has been hawking gear for iRiver and nobody told me. This means one of two things: either I am not watching nearly enough porn (unlikely); there has been a multi-national conspiracy to rub out fake breasts from my editorial missive (possible); I saw the ad, blacked out for a solid 90 seconds, and came to with no memory of the advertisement itself but a marginally less-functional keyboard (…).
I bet I know what happened next, too: he fixes the cable.
Car, play me Eminem’s latest hit [Chosen via BoingBoing]
