Kewpie Bondage Cellphone Charms Give Us Utterly Horrific Nightmares

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These are about the creepiest cellphone accessories we've ever seen: Androgynous babies tied up S&M style dangling from your cellphone. The disturbingly satisfied Kewpie Dolls are available with five different rope colors for about $6. If you wanna feel really icky, check out the promo shot after the jump, which makes the orgy above look PG: There's fire, drugs and Kewpies. Seriously.

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Illustration for article titled Kewpie Bondage Cellphone Charms Give Us Utterly Horrific Nightmares
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Illustration for article titled Kewpie Bondage Cellphone Charms Give Us Utterly Horrific Nightmares
Illustration for article titled Kewpie Bondage Cellphone Charms Give Us Utterly Horrific Nightmares
Illustration for article titled Kewpie Bondage Cellphone Charms Give Us Utterly Horrific Nightmares
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[Strapya World via Inventor Spot via Spluch]

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