Taylor Swift on a Private Jet
This one is both pretty easy AND topical, given last week’s release of Midnights, Swift’s latest studio album. Taylor’s multiple iconic eras of music means there’s lots of ideas for how to dress like her that can easily be shopped in your own closet (or the closest closet of any feminine-presenting person you know). Once you’ve got your “1989”-era red lipstick on or your “Speak Now” boots and prom dress procured, all that’s left is to figure out how to represent a jet. Lots of options here, from easy (printing out a photo of a private jet) to premade (carrying a toy plane) to ambitious (assembling a wearable cardboard airplane) to downright lazy (fold a paper airplane!). If you want another accessory, bring along a rolly suitcase—and make sure you memorize the carbon emissions from Taylor’s jet trips (8,293.54 tonnes of carbon from 170 trips in the first half of this year, more than 165 times what the average American household emits each year).
