21. Pinocchio (2022)
Besides just being generally soulless, the reason the live-action adaptation of Pinocchio is, in our mind, the worst of the bunch is the wasted potential. Robert Zemeckis directed it. ROBERT ZEMECKIS. The dude made Back to the Future. Oh, and it starred Tom Hanks. TOM HANKS. One of the best ever. They wasted months and years on this and that just makes its existence that much worse.