MacBooks Looking Skanky

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You ran out as soon as the words MacBook slipped past Saint Jobs' craggy lips and what do you get a few months later? A big skanky notebook covered in sweat stains.

The symptoms of this problem first seem to after appear about 2-3 weeks of use of the Macbook. As you can see in the image to the left, most commonly, yellowish-redish spots appear on the plastic where the palm rests, and on the trackpad button. These spots cannot be removed by any cleaning solution, and seem to only get worse over time.


These strange lesions are caused by heat and hand crud mixing to create one of the most dangerous substances known to man, nerdsweatoluene. Folks are hoping Apple will have a solution for us all, but don't hold your breath. Everyone will soon see your shame.

Apple MacBook discoloration issues [iBloggedThis]