This week at Uncrate: We satisfy our hunger for pork with some Bacon Floss, renovate the Uncrate offices with some help from the Stiletto Titanium Clawbar, and go to training camp NASA-style at the Astronaut Training Experience. We also add some lighting effects to our Rock Band performances using the SpeaQualiser, freak out our guests with a Life-Size Cylon Figure, and contain our obnoxious foot odor with some Kill It Dead spray. Finally, we go green with the Honda FCX Clarity, enjoy the manly scents of Baxter Flammable Candles, and head to Vegas for this weekend’s USA Rock Paper Scissors League Championship.