Someone has translated a scene from Shakespeare’s 12th Night into SMS txt shorthand:
DUK RSNO
1s mor, Cesario, gt thee 2 yond same sovereign cruelty: tel her, my lov, mor noble thN D wrld, Prizes nt qty of drty lands; D parts dat fortuN hath bestow’d upon her, tel her, I hld as giddily as fortuN; bt ’tis dat miracL n queen of gems dat nature pranks her n attracts my soul
VIOLA
bt f she cnot lov U, sir?
DUK RSNO
I cnot B so ansD
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