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Soon Spring will set its hazy stench upon us, warming up the sluggish jelly insides of our enemy, the mosquito. And like last year and the year before, many of you will purchase some inane gadget to protect you from being bitten, despite the fact that we all know they don't really work. If you must buy such a contraption this year, at least get something like this wrist-mounted Mosquito Repeller Watch (with Alarm Function!) that you may nestle discretely beneath the folds of your hat-mounted mosquito net.
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