7. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
In 2014, after almost a decade away in the live-action space, producer Michael Bay saw a window. Revisit the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles but with modern technology. The result was a nostril-filled mess. A creepy, flat, movie that certainly had the best intentions and very expensive performance capture CGI, but had none of the fun or inspiration that made the franchise famous. Read our review from the time.