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8) Attack of the Clones’ Jedi Jesus

Screenshot: Lucasfilm
Screenshot: Lucasfilm

Obi-Wan has learned two very important things in the decade since he was thrust into the surprising role of being the master to a prophecy-designated chosen one. First, how to break up those layers of temple robes with some lovely, subtle color changes. Second: that he looks very good with a beard. The mullet is a little much, but honestly, if you were spending a decade training Anakin Skywalker? If you weren’t pulling your hair out, you wouldn’t have time to cut it often, either.