Uniting hip-hop technology with post-pubescent man’s natural inclination, the One Hand Player from Compact-Impact makes “bringin’ scratch fun to the streets” a simple up-and-down motion, leaving your other hand completely free to pour forties or wave in the air (caring optional.)
I played with one of these $99 oddities at TKNY the other night. I would make a comment about the difficulty of dropping an ill beat with the One Hand Player, but I’m sure there is a twelve year-old Korean kid out there— probably the same one that always schools me at Dance Dance Revolution — who could prove me wrong.
