It’s kind of amazing.
The account’s been live for less than 48 hours, but it’s been churning out non-stop hits from the get go:
Your quarter doesn't buy you a handful of food for the billy goat. It buys the forgiveness of all the billy goats you are unable to feed.
— Hannibal At The Zoo (@ZooHannibal) May 23, 2014
In Nepal, a bag of feathers is put by one's deathbed so the soul can fly to the next life. Sadly, emu, such a bag would be of no use to you.
— Hannibal At The Zoo (@ZooHannibal) May 24, 2014
If you were to escape, tortoise, you would be forgotten almost immediately, invisible. It is your enclosure that makes you a god.
— Hannibal At The Zoo (@ZooHannibal) May 23, 2014
H/t Maki Naro
