“The song of the cuckoo, on rustle of brook which one imagines the trace of freshness in the heart of the scrubland, associated the odor of the gen vrier, make a quite simply magic unit when one is between the four walls of his office.” Such is the Babelfished translation of the P@d USB’s product page, describing the USB-enabled device that squirts out a diffusion of essential sounds meant to calm you while you listen to the included sounds of running water, ocean waves, and, yes, the peaceful song of the cuckoo.