Donald Trump might be the worst thing that’s happened to modern America, but at least he made some T-shirt manufacturers a few bucks along the way. Enterprising folks have rushed to the patent and trademark office with their Trump slogans (both pro and con), and they’re plastering them on every knick-knack, coffee mug, and tchotchke they can find.
From Trump the Wailing Wall™ wax statues, to Love Trumps Hate™ t-shirts, there’s definitely a market for anti-Trump merchandise. But there’s certainly room for plenty of pro-Trump trademarks as well. People have trademarked TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT – TRAMP FOR PRISONER™ (and who says there’s still sexism in politics?), Trumpocrat™ bandanas, and TRUMPUBLICAN™ T-shirts.
Below I’ve compiled just some of the trademarks that have been registered with the US Patent and Trademark Office in recent months about Trump. And don’t worry, we’ll take a look at Clinton’s tomorrow.
Shut the Trump Up!™
Registered: May 25, 2016
Goods and services: Clothing, namely, hats, and T-shirts
Pump For Trump™
Registered: May 18, 2016
Goods and services: Marketing services, namely, promoting or advertising the goods and services of others.
DODO TRUMP MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! MADE INCHINA 2016™
Registered: July 13, 2016
Goods and services: Caricatures
Love Trumps Hate™
Registered: July 27, 2016
Goods and services: CLOTHING, namely, T-SHIRTS, SWEATSHIRTS AND CAPS
IDK NOT TRUMP THO™
Registered: May 17, 2016
Goods and services: Hats; Shirts; Sweatshirts.
Trumpocrat™
Registered: May 20, 2016
Goods and services: Bandanas; Belts; Bottoms; Hats; Headwear; Pajamas; Pants; Scarves; Shirts; Shoes; T-shirts; Ties; Tops; T-shirts
TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT – TRAMP FOR PRISONER™
Registered: July 19, 2016
Goods and services: Advertising signs of cardboard; Bumper stickers; Decals
TrumPutin™
Registered: July 28, 2016
Goods and services: Advertising and marketing
A CHANGE YOU CAN COUNT ON TRUMP CHANGE™
Registered: June 10, 2016
Goods and services: Bumper stickers; Paper banners; Mugs; Athletic shoes; Beanies; Gloves; Hats; Socks; Sweatbands; Sweatshirts; T-shirts; Tank tops; Underwear; Buttons
TRUMPUBLICAN™
Registered: July 8, 2016
Goods and services: T-shirts; Short-sleeved or long-sleeved T-shirts
Trump the Wailing Wall™
Registered: June 9, 2016
Goods and services: Statues of wax
COWARDLY LYIN’ TRUMP™
Registered: June 14, 2016
Goods and services: Television broadcasting
Trump Cards™
Registered: June 29, 2016
Goods and services: Greeting cards; Greetings cards and postcards; Postcards and greeting cards
Trump-up-Pence™
Registered: July 20, 2016
Goods and services: News clipping services; Providing information and news in the field of business; Providing information, news and commentary in the field of business; Providing information, news, and commentary in the field of politics; Providing political information, news, and commentary in the field of election campaigns
Two Hearts Beat “One No-Trump”™
Registered: June 30, 2016
Goods and services: Imprinting messages on wearing apparel and mugs
WIN TRUMP WIN™
Registered: June 1, 2016
Goods and services: Merchandise, namely, mugs, water bottles
Just a Trump in the Road™
Registered: May 10, 2016
Goods and services: Printed paper signs
TRUMP-ETTES™
Registered: May 6, 2016
Goods and services: Hats; T-shirts.
DON’T SETTLE FOR TRUMP CHANGE™
Registered: April 20, 2016
Goods and services: Stickers; Bumper stickers.
TRUMPUPPENCE™
Registered: July 22, 2016
Goods and services: Political consultancy; Political party services, namely, promoting the interests of a political organization; Lobbying services, namely, promoting the interests of international, real estate and nonprofit companies in the fields of politics, legislation, and regulation; Providing political information about elections; Providing political information, news, and commentary in the field of election campaigns; Providing a website featuring information about political issues; Providing an internet website featuring news and information in the field of national and international politics; Providing an on-line searchable database featuring political information on election campaigns; Providing information regarding political issues, knowing how to vote and knowing how to register to vote; Providing information, news, and commentary in the field of politics
