Illustration for article titled Priorities.

Godspeed, friend. And on another note, the use of dated clipart in what's essentially a gadget obit seems particularly fitting. [ScaryIdeas]


UPDATE: New, related ads are making this look more like a viral marketing campaign than an honest plea for help. We've been betrayed! [Yfrog Thanks Sinéad!]


Arggh! there goes a...snake a snake!

Gizmodo Photoship Contest Idea:

Let's find a picture of this guy on Facebook or something and have a photoshop contest where we put him in a tuxedo next to as many different women in wedding dresses as we can find. We can then send him all these wedding pictures, none of which will be him and his wife.