PSP Gets an Ugly Makeover, Still Doesn't Get a Date from DS Lite

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That DS Lite is one stubborn bitch. Struttin' her white stuff all around. No matter what color makeover I get, the DS Lite still shoots me down. You whore, DS Lite. I'm putting on camo for you, camo for sakes, and you still turn me down. There aren't many guys out there, like me, who would put on camo to charm a lady, but the ones that would, they're the winners. Just one date, please? Or how about just a quickie in the display case?

Sony PSP in Red, Blue and Yellow [newlaunches]