Raiders of the Lost Flash Drive

Looking for the perfect gift for your favorite geeky goth, death metal fan, or Nazi? Look no further than this eagle-winged USB flash drive, currently selling for around 6,000 in Akihabara. Unfortunately, when opened, the swirling shreaks and shafts of holy light melt off the heads of you and your loser friends.

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Raiders of the Lost Flash Drive

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