Shakeutron will never judge you. Shakeutron is here to help. Shakeutron would like to buy you a nice steak dinner. Shakeutron did not mean to offend you. Shakeutron would like you to come back. Shakeutron cries 1.5 gallons of tears. (Thanks, baud boy!)
Update: Josh Ellingson writes, "This is something I made a little while ago. I guess my art is prophetic." I like it! Cowboy robot urinals are very hip.