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If you're the type who dreads being dragged kicking and screaming into the use of a cell phone, Samsung sells their Long Range Cordless Phone. With an incredible (for landlines) 30-mile range, the set includes a caller ID-capable LCD and is able to communicate with the base-station, acting as an intercom. It includes a car charger and an outdoor antenna with 50 feet of cable that could very well violate my Homeowner's Association's CC&Rs. Either way, if you want to use your landline anywhere in town (mountains and buildings aside) without a cell phone account, this $300 option from Samsung is one to consider.

Catalog Page [GoodByeLongDistance via RedFerretJournal]

Update: Keep in mind, this sort of power may be violating FCC regulation.
FCC Amateur Radio Enforcement Letters [ARRL] Check out 'Best Wok.' (Thanks, Sean!)