I'm vegetarian, dairy-intolerant, and allergic to wheat-based products, but it doesn't mean I cannot appreciate a tasty sausage carpet when I see one. The Wursttepiche (in german, Wurst means sausage and Teppich is carpet) would grace any interior with its yummy cuts, available in flavors such as mortadella or salami. -RD
Wurstteppich [Wurstteppich]