Sexy Fast-Food Brands
In the pantheon of ridiculous things to sexualize for a Halloween costume, Sexy French Fries is only a minor deity at best. But if you do want to be a sexy, greasy fast-food side, you could surely do far, far better than Forplay’s Supersize Me costume, which mainly hopes people will be able to glean what it’s supposed to be referring to based on the red-and-yellow color scheme. Honestly, the hat is so terrible I thought it was a confusing Burger King pastiche before I realized it was supposed to suggest fries. DollsKill’s Stick With It seems to be a more intentional mash-up of Wendy’s mascot with a little McDonald’s flair and a hat that looks absolutely nothing like a chef’s toque. If you think you can explain why the costume is called “Stick With It,” you’re wrong.
