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Sexy WTF

Image: Starline/IHeartRaves
Image: Starline/IHeartRaves

I sort of love how lazy Starline’s Hellbent Football Player costume is; it’s just a lousy, cheap football jersey with the Number of the Beast on it. Boom, done, call it a day, and let’s not worry about how happy this guy seems to be playing for the Hell Football Satans or whatever they’re called. Meanwhile, IHeartRaves’ Sailor Sis costume makes me feel like I’m crazy. The worst thing about it should be how the skirt doesn’t meet in the middle so it frames the crotch like stage curtains, but it’s the… bow? Can you even call that a bow? It’s like the costume was trying to load itself but got stuck.