If you thought blasting your iPod was bad for your ears, you ain't seen nothing. The sonic bed is a king-size bed with 12-channel surround sound. It may look like a wooden tank from the outside, but inside its got enough speakers to dwarf any home theater set up. Created by Kaffe Matthews as a museum exhibit (no plans for retail as of yet), the bed requires 220 volts of electricity and covers every inch of your body in sound. Throw in a flat-panel TV and we'll never leave bed again. Click on for some pics of how the bed was made.
I'll admit it, the hedonist in me wants the flat screen (or projector) filled with porn, a couple tabs of MDMA for everyone involved, and some SomaFM Groove Salad pumping through those speakers for six hours.
Pass the massage oil and leave your clothes at the door.