The other day, in the middle of a Double-Half-Lamont-to-Democrat-Innuendo-Stall, I started thinking: this move would be at least five or six times as gnarly if I were on fire. Or, at least, my skateboard shot out sparks. Fortunately, while keyboard surfin’ my e(xtreme)mail, I got this spam for Tailviper, the only $14.95 accessory that “discreetly” attaches to your skateboard and delivers a “Nasty Blast of Sparks” whenever you grind (California HeatTM Thrasher Khakis not included).
