The Musical SpongeBob Digital Thermometer. According to the box, it "plays SpongeBoob SquarePants Theme" while in use, and it is for "oral, underarm and rectal use." According to me, I'm not sticking this in any place.
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This is almost as wrong as the Jesuswitch. [Cartoon Brew via Boing Boing]
DISCUSSION
Who checks the temperature inside your bum?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Invasive and yellow and probing is he?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Who's hoping he's lubricated and been warmed?
Spongebob Squarepants!
So drop your shorts and spread your cheeks!
Spongebob Squarepants!
Ready?
Spongebob Squarepants!
Spongebob Squarepants!
Spongebob Squarepants!
Spongebob...... Squarepants!
No, I didn't steal this; yes, I am
Chocolatey Shatner.