Sprint has just unveiled a new service with you, their sleazy customers, in mind. It's called MobileFaker, and it exists to help you lie to people. You can get a fake ring to get out of awkward conversations, a fake number to give to uglies who hit on you, and a fake breathalyzer to convince the girl you're trying to date rape that she's not that drunk and should just relax. Another feature is a database of pickup lines, which is sure to get someone else to use that fake number generator on you.
Kudos, Sprint, for really spreading the goodwill with this new service.
New Service from Sprint Helps You Lie [CrunchGear]