Star Wars Kinect includes Slave Bikini Leia dance-off competition

There is a universe where the last Star Wars action figures came out in 1985, the Battle of Endor took place on Kashyyyk, and the prequels were actually a three-night-long PBS mockumentary — directed by Errol Morris — on the vagaries of moisture farming. Suffice to say, we don't live in that universe.


In the upcoming Star Wars Kinect video game — remember, a decade from now, even the collected works of Ludwig Wittgenstein will Kinected — you must do The Dance Of The Seven Hand Jives with Leia in her metal slave bikini. The magic starts at 4:30, and hat toss to Cymbals.



We knew where this was going after Jar Jar showed up. Sure, the inner 7 year old fan boy in me would be furious with rage, but he's been replaced by a 40 year old cynic. I think that's hilarious.

In about 10 years, I suspect we will be seeing Star Wars themed adult diapers.