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2) Shish Kabob

Gif: Lucasfilm
Gif: Lucasfilm

In the moments of lucid consciousness I had left before becoming one with the Force, if I was the Jedi that got killed being Force-pulled onto my already-skewered colleague’s corpse like a hunk of meat, I would be a very peculiar mix of impressed and pissed. That’s not a very Jedi emotion, but hey, I think you’re allowed that in your moment of death before your head gets sliced off to boot. What a way to go out!