Strike Coverage: The Segway Saves the Day

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New Yorkers pride themselves on not knowing NOTHIN' about NO technology. Well, when you see this bastard scooting down the street on his Segway in 25 degree weather, you kind of think twice about the time you pantsed that little math twerp in P.S. 102. That kid, who is now probably running one of them big Internet companies, is probably flying around in a hovercar while you're schlepping across the Brooklyn Bridge in your long johns.

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