Darth Vader

Darth Vader – “Luke, I am your flashlight”

How does it feel, Darth? From Ruler of the known Universe to kiddie flashlight. How far you have fallen after 30 years of over-merchandising. How do you work? A kid squeezes you, your head pops an you light up. Seriously? Do you like that, Darth? When the kids squeeze you? Oh how the mighty have…

Multitalented Darth Vader Has a Hoedown With Luke Using Advanced Music-Making Device

Who knew that mouth-breathing thingamajig Darth Vader wears on his face was capable of such down-home, bluesy music? The versatile device is also capable of voice changing, turning Darth’s sinister baritone into a rip-roaring hee-haa voice. Darth, we hardly knew ye. [Jibjab]

For those seeking to be strong with the Dark Side of the Force on the go, the Darth Vader PSP drops tomorrow as part of the $199 Star Wars Battlefront Entertainment Pack. [Game Life] https://gizmodo.com/hands-on-with-the-darth-vader-star-wars-psp-278443

Darth Vader Crossbred With A Pirate Flag, Toy Collectors Go Crazy

Toy Artist KAWS and his Original-Fake toy store are dropping a custom Darth Vader vinyl toy. Utilizing KAWS signature art styles, the toy kinda looks like Darth Vader molested a sheep, but it’s actually a skull and crossbones under the helmet. This limited edition toy (probably less than 500) drops September 29 in Tokyo and…

Darth Vader Dog Costume

OK, originally, this was a post about an authentic looking Darth Vader costume. Browsing the site’s extended branches, I bumped into this much cooler Darth Vader costume for Dogs, with cape, belt, and helmet. Original post is below, but for those who disbelieve dog is man’s best friend. This official Darth Vader suit should provide…

Darth Vader Alarm Clock

More than a few lucky women have gotten to wake up to James Earl Jones’ smooth visage in the morning, but with this Darth Vader projection alarm clock, you can join that exclusive club without sacrificing your dignity (or your back—the man’s quite heavy). It projects the current time (not just 12:56) up onto the…

Bedtime Stories Seem Darker with the Darth Vader Bedside Light

Are you sitting comfortably? Then let me breathe heavily. Schooooooooooooo. Once upon a time, there was a Jedi Knight called Anakin Skywalker, who went in search of the Dark Side. Schooooooooooooo. If this lamp had been available to light up those long, lonely evenings, and throw patterns on his matching Darth Vader bed linen, Schooooooooooooo,…

Darth Vader Brings The Force to the World of Transformers

Every Transformer should be ashamed right now. Darth Vader has rolled onto their turf and made them all look weak in comparison. Optimus Prime certainly can’t turn himself into a man made planet, and the only thing Unicron can do is eat his way through the universe at 4 mph. We never believed the Millenium…

NSFW: Optimus Prime, Darth Vader Get Nekked With Boobies

There’s not much we can say about these nudie shots of Darth Vader and Optimus Prime other than words of relief that our childhood attractions are finally vindicated. Despite being the heroes of both Generation X and Y, these two really know how to get down and dirty. This is NSFW, btw, in case you…

Darth Vader Drinks Guinness, Wears a Bonnet

Right now it’s a bit hot for one of these, but we salute Lady Linoleum, who made this Darth Vader helmet out of eight Guinness cans and some black wool. [Monster Crochet via Craftzine]

Star Wars Characters Now Hassle You From the Dashboard of Your Car

In addition to all those saints and Jesuses you have on your dashboard protecting you from god-knows-what, now you can add Yoda, Darth Vader and C-3PO, blurting out an assortment of thirty Star Wars sayings with every bump and jostle. Take the jump for a video showing these characters nagging the driver, along with a…

Star Wars Darth Vader Laptop Helps Kids Gain Empire U. Enrollment

Who better to teach your kids than the Dark Lord of the Sith? This Star Wars Darth Vader Laptop is geared toward young, malleable minds (and, secretly, the rest of us) and employs a lightsaber-shaped pointing device to select from 50 different games. Children can expect to have their memory, typing abilities, and coordination tested,…

Imperial Stormtroopers Invade British Empire at London Star Wars Convention

London was the scene for yet another Star Wars convention this weekend. Opened by Mark Hamill and Ian McDiarmid, the ExCel Centre in Docklands was packed to the gills with people willing to pay 85 ($173) for Mark’s autograph. And Luke came face to face with his father once again… Both Hamill and Anthony Daniels,…

Hands-on With the Darth Vader Star Wars PSP

Crecente got some hands on time with the Darth Vader PSP, and he says it’s definitely lighter, possibly firmer, and has a new UMD tray. The buttons and D-Pad were also tweaked and improved, which is one of the bigger complaints in the old design. [Kotaku] http://kotaku.com/gaming/hands-on/psp-star-wars-edition-278440.php

Star Wars Darth Vader Back Buddy

Strap on the Darth Vader Back Buddy, and you’ll have the most feared fallen Jedi mofo toting around your stuff. $20, and guaranteed to be 100% wheeze-free. [Entertainment Earth via Neatorama]

Supreme Edition Darth Vader Costume From Original Molds Really Wheezes

The Supreme Edition Darth Vader Costume is the full package: you get a jumpsuit complete with fake leather pants and sleeves (though the codpiece is real leather), Darth’s signature cape, and all of his armor cast from the original Lucasfilm molds. Our favorite part: the suit has a custom apparatus to mimic Darth’s breathing. It…

Star Wars Super-Deformed Plushies Are Far, Far Away From Realism

Comic Images just released a new line of Star Wars plush dolls, but with really big and ugly noggins. Standing proud at 7 inches, the considerably sized plushies are a cheap $12.99, and so far Yoda and Vader are ready to ship—perfect for those of you who want to unwrap them right away and get…

Homemade Darth Vader Belt Makes You Ultimate Star Wars Geek

So you got your Darth Vader phone, your Star Wars lightsaber, and if you’re lucky, maybe you got one of these figures. Now you can pair all of that with the ultimate Star Wars accessory, a Darth Vader belt. It’s a pretty hardcore project, so you may wanna put aside your social life while tackling…

Type02: Secret Son of Darth Vader and C-3PO can Rip Your Head Off

This cross between Darth Vader and C-3PO is not really a robot like we told you before, but I bet it can still squash your head like a ripe melon with its air servos. The 220-pound, 6-feet-tall beast with 24 movable parts is really an automaton designed to mimic a protocol droid, which means that…

Search Your Feelings, This Darth Vader Phone is For You

This Darth Vader phone can even do the heavy breathing for you during those late-night romantic phone calls, as well as other sound effects such as the Imperial March every time the phone rings, and that noise the lightsaber makes, too. “Luke, this is your father. Pick up the muthafuckin’ phone,” says Darth. Well, not…