How I Lost My $50,000 Twitter Username
I had a rare Twitter username, @N. Yep, just one letter. I've been offered as much as $50,000 for it. People have tried…
Here's GoDaddy's Super Bowl Commercial with a Supermodel Kissing a Nerd
Because the Super Bowl brings out the sleaziest in GoDaddy (no small feat!), its commercial is always water cooler…
What's Your Favorite Site Affected by the GoDaddy Outage?
In case you've been living under a rock, GoDaddy was the victim of an attack which took everything down today.…
GoDaddy is down, taking millions of sites with it. Good time to remind you that GoDaddy is the worst.
The Worst Super Bowl Tech Ads
If you watched this year's Super Bowl, you probably noticed one thing: Madonna looks good for a 53-year-old. Oh, and…
Don't Be Dumb Like a Newspaper and Forget to Renew Your Domain Name
If you own a website, it's probably a good idea to renew your domain name right now. In fact, it's probably a good idea…
Here's GoDaddy's Super Bowl Commercial
It's about .co domain names! It has girls in it! Danica Patrick! Jillian Michaels! Bodypaint! And... it predictably…
And Now GoDaddy's Finally, Officially Against SOPA
It's been a rough holiday for GoDaddy. First the domain registrars were outed for supporting that vile SOPA bill. Then,…
GoDaddy Dickheads May Be Delaying Domain Transfers On Purpose (Updated)
GoDaddy may claim to be "neutral" about SOPA, the shameful censorship law cheered by a bunch of greedy copyright corpocr…
Brave GoDaddy CEO Says He's Neither For Nor Against SOPA
GoDaddy CEO Warren Adelman has had his job for a week. Not exactly a great week to start! But I chatted with the guy…
GoDaddy Changes Its Mind on Supporting That Evil SOPA Legislation
Wow, GoDaddy finally does the right thing. After initially defending their stance, they've just announced that they're…
December 29th Is Leave GoDaddy Day
Congress pitches awful bill. Dozens of companies support awful bill. One of those companies is the reviled, asshole-ish…
As If You Needed Another Reason to Hate F*cking GoDaddy
GoDaddy, proud supporter of internet censorship bill SOPA, has responded to those questioning its motives. Surprise!…
GoDaddy CEO Bob Parsons Was Bitten by a Big Cat While Hunting Game in 2009
If you're a big game hunting blowhard like GoDaddy CEO Bob Parsons, you don't start with elephants. Nay, his superb…
GoDaddy Is for Sale
Asking price? Potentially $1 billion at auction. One would have to assume Danica Patrick is already filming a…
Go Daddy Coughs Up $1 .Com Domain Names
For any aspiring website entrepreneurs/squatters out there, Go Daddy's running a promotion through August 31st that…
GoDaddy To Cease Registering Domains In China
The Washington Post is reporting that GoDaddy, the biggest domain name registrar on the planet, will soon stop…
GoDaddy Tells Us Not to Buy .TV Domains Because Tuvalu Is Sinking?
According to GoDaddy, you should maybe stop buying .tv domains because Tuvalu, who owns all such domain names, is…
1-Year .com Domain Registration for $1 at GoDaddy
If you've ever wanted to register givemehobomodos.com, wiidownmypants.com or andirocks.com but never had the guts to…