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Yes, They Really Made An Adventure Time Porn Movie, and Here’s the SFW Trailer

The same folks who brought you the Game of Thrones porn, the Guardians of the Galaxy porn and the Doctor Who porn have now done the unthinkable: Adventure Time porn! Is nothing sacred? The good news is, we’ve got the SFW trailer and it’s hilarious. (Note: trailer includes naughty language. And there’s a talking dildo.)…

That Photo of Obama Pointing at a Naked Portrait of Trump is Totally Fake (NSFW)

There’s a photo currently swirling around the great big toilet bowl of social media that supposedly shows President Obama in Cuba. He’s pointing and smiling at an illustration of a naked Donald Trump. An illustration of Donald Trump sporting a micropenis, no less. But it’s completely fake. To make things even weirder, it’s a photoshop…

YouTube Won’t Ban A Guy Who Crushes Animals to Death (Update: Channel’s Dead) 

Among the many prolific channels on YouTube is bootsmade4crushing (BM4C) which for four years has featured videos of someone using expensive boots to stomp and crush everything from remote-controlled toys to food to boomboxes. Despite a modest 987 subscribers and videos that rarely break a thousand views, BM4C has churned out over 650 clips. At…

Watch the Horrific Trailer for Sausage Party, the R-Rated, CG Movie About Talking Food

Behold, the trailer for Sausage Party, a movie that I am pretty sure exists solely for the name. There’s a great idea lurking in it—namely that the animation conceit of everyday things talking and moving around would actually make the real world a horrifying place. But there’s a chance this trailer goes a bit too…

Kanye West’s The Life of Pablo Is Streaming for Free… on Pornhub [Updated]

There you are, just doing your thing, cruising on Pornhub, looking for something both enlightening and entertaining, when…. what’s this? The Life of Pablo, Kanye West’s much-ballyhooed recent album? Streaming for all to hear? Indeed it is, as Consequence of Sound points out. Some clever sleuths on Reddit discovered that although it’s supposedly only available…

Go Deep Inside a Sex Doll Factory 

A row of dicks hanging from metal hooks could be the opening shot of a particularly gruesome horror movie, but its only one of the many eerie production stations in the RealDoll shop in San Marcos, California. Photographer Robert Benson traveled to Japan where he became interested in the spooky eroticism of sex doll factories.…

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