Naked

March 27th 2008

TechnoCrime: How Not to Steal an iPod to Look at Naked Girls

Everyone here at Giz has been a 14-year-old boy before (yes, EVERYONE), so we know how tempting it is to want to see your classmates naked. Well, stealing her iPod and then demanding that she film herself “performing a sex act” before you return it is probably the wrong way to go about it. Trust…

Gadgets Jason Chen Mar 27

February 22nd 2008

How Would A Day-Glo Assassin Get Naked?

Annalee is asking costumed fans roaming the halls of WonderCon one crucial question: How they would strip out of their costumes if they had to get naked really, really fast? She caught up with the dayglo assassins from TIGER PUNCH!, a forthcoming comic book featuring hot girls in eye-blistering gear. Find out how they’d strip…

io9 Kevin Kelly Feb 22

How Would Wolverine Get Naked?

Annalee is visiting with the costumed fans roaming the halls of WonderCon, asking them one crucial question: How they would strip out of their costumes if they had to get naked really, really fast? You know, for various reasons, like if they were on fire, wanted to flash someone, or were starring on an episode…

io9 Kevin Kelly Feb 22

January 22nd 2008

Naked Superheroes For Your New Year (NSFW)

Totally Nerdcore provided a geeky calendar for 2007 that featured naked women playing old school video games, and marked crucial dates like the day HAL 9000 was switched on. Now the 2008 sequel is out, featuring a slew of superpowered nude women. Check out some NSFW images from both calendars after the jump. The new…

io9 Kevin Kelly Jan 22

January 15th 2008

Axe-Wielding Mutant Monster Loves Nudists

Yeah, you’ve all heard about how bad movies like Battlefield Earth and Blonde Ambition are, but this one makes both of those look like Citizen Kane. The Monster of Camp Sunshine was one of the nudist exploitation films that came out in the 1960s, and it features bad acting, an incoherent plot, mutant monster, mad…

io9 Kevin Kelly Jan 15

December 31st 2007

Zorine the Queen of the Nudists and Alpha the Mechanical Man

At the height of the Great Depression, the organizers of the 1930 San Diego Exposition thought that a horny robot and a vanguard of big-breasted nudist women might help cheer people up. “Zorine the Queen of the Nudists” and “Alpha the Mechanical Man” were two different exhibits appearing at the event, and history has left…

io9 Kevin Kelly Dec 31

December 19th 2007

Pumping in Zero Gravity With the Best Sci Fi Sex Scenes

Science fiction doesn’t just give us the best machines; it also gives the best sex as well. After all, if the future is full of anti-gravity lifts and teleportation, just think how far the porno industry will evolve. Scifi isn’t just about human sex either: you can get it on with aliens, clones, and even…

io9 Kevin Kelly Dec 19

September 20th 2007

Transformer Dresses Should Be Mandatory for all Hawt Chicks (NSFW)

We’ve featured avant-garde Brit designer Hussein Chalayan before, but this time he’s really outdone himself with Transformer-style clothing. Either it’s magic, or there’s an invisible perv lifting these ladies’ hemlines &mdash in the case of the last girl, he lifts them so high that her dress disappears into her hat and she gives everyone a…

Gadgets AddyDugdale Sep 20

August 28th 2007

NSFW: Optimus Prime, Darth Vader Get Nekked With Boobies

There’s not much we can say about these nudie shots of Darth Vader and Optimus Prime other than words of relief that our childhood attractions are finally vindicated. Despite being the heroes of both Generation X and Y, these two really know how to get down and dirty. This is NSFW, btw, in case you…

Tech News Jason Chen Aug 28

July 3rd 2007

Solid Alliance Confound Their Critics With Naked USB Key

Solid Alliance, so beloved by fans of japanese kitsch, has gone in another direction with its latest USB key. Totally stripped down – I mean totally – the Hadaka’s only flourish is a little pink light that zings up when plugged into your computer’s USB. Weighing just 4 grams, the Hadaka is Vista Ready Boost-compatible,…

Tech News AddyDugdale Jul 3

October 15th 2005

Case Study – The Nano Fits in a Woman’s Mouth

Reader Scott points out that a Nano fits in Misty’s mouth. This knowledge can now be used by NASA to plan the next moon landing, I suspect. Some Page [Spiceplay – WARNING – Here be Hoo has, pee-pees, and worse]

Tech News Johnb Oct 15

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