Look How Disgusting Your iPhone's Lightning Port Probably Is
Around six months ago, I really started dreading the sense that I would have to buy a new phone soon. The iPhone 7 I’ve…
T-Mobile Fined $40 Million After Tricking Rural Customers With 'False Ring Tones'
T-Mobile has admitted it engaging in misleading calling practices with its rural customers, and as part of an FCC settle…
Fuck the Internet Shame Spiral
The internet is trapped in a shame spiral, and it’s time for us to get the fuck out. Last week, the vortex churned…
How Much Do You Spend on Uber?
I need to make a confession. Uber has terrible business practices, but makes up for it by being almost disturbingly…
Monica Lewinsky Is the Perfect Anti-Cyberbullying Advocate
There are few people better-equipped to advocate for people humiliated online than Monica Lewinsky, former White House…
The Anti-Vaccine Movement Should Be Ridiculed, Because Shame Works
The best way to win a debate is to present your facts in a clear, respectful way. When that doesn't work, another…
Will the New Fleshlight Accessory Burn My Penis Off?
The lonely souls who curl up every night with their Fleshlight masturbator now have a new accessory to lust over: A rod…
1 in 5 American households with children are food insecure
The United States is one of the richest countries on Earth. But according to a new report, thousands of American…
What's The Difference Between Guilt And Shame?
Shame and guilt are often used interchangeably, but they're not the same. There are people who are prone to guilt, and…
Holy Shit I Just Spent $236 on Candy Crush, Help
I don't understand. It's just Bejeweled. With candy. What's the big deal? Innocent words from a better time. A better…
The Invention of Jaywalking Was a Massive Shaming Campaign
Before the invention of the car, jaywalking wasn't a recognized concept. Want to get across the street? Then just walk…
What's The Internet Thing About You That You're Hoping No One Sees?
I know what you're thinking. This chatroom is dumb. Why would anyone reveal the thing they're trying to hide? First of…
Stop Worrying, Your Internet Past Is Not Embarrassing
There's something on the internet that you desperately want to keep everyone from seeing. Something you're deeply…
Shame: A Harrowing Tale of Addiction, Also Sex
Shame is a dark, brooding tale of one man's crippling addiction to sex and all things sex-related. Despite critcal…
1-in-3 eReading Devices Is Used for What?
We've heard of hate-reading—the kind of reading you do out of disgust or loathing or contempt for the author. Now, it…
You Really Don't Want to Drop the New Nook Simple Touch
The Nook Simple Touch with Glowlight is an excellent ereader. It's the best, actually. But it's not indestructible. And…
Everything You Need to Survive Losing Your Laptop
So I lost some laptops. Three. Three laptops. I got the last one back, but even if I hadn't, I've learned enough about…
I Lost 3 Laptops in 4 Months and This Post Is My Penance
I lost my bag on Halloween night. It had two laptops—one of which was a review unit—a bunch of notes, and all the rest…
Build-Your-Own Fleshlight: What, No Armpit Option?
Now, you can design your own Fleshlight to your exacting specifications. Can you only climax when making love to a…