Vibrator

Gekishin Mouse-kun Vibrator Thinks It’s a Mouse

“Hey,” said the geeky vibrator designer who was fresh out of ideas, “Why not steal an idea or two from the ubiquitous computer mouse, using that form factor for our latest masterpiece?” That’s just what the creator of the Gekishin Mouse-kun did, letting you apply massage and heat to your tender subject, and even snap…

iBrate App Turns iPhone Into Vibrator

Click to viewLadies (and gentlemen), your iPhone app has come, and it’s called iBrate. It has one function: turn your iPhone into a vibrator. To control it, all you have to do is hit the one button. To stop, hit stop. Simple. Here’s our wish list for version 2. • Bigger start/stop button • Variable…

Dream Egg Vibrator. Be Kinky, and Proud Of It

If you love technology, then why hide it away? You’d show off a new cell phone, iPod or laptop, but not a vibrator. It doesn’t seem fair. The LoveHoney Dream Egg doesn’t shy away from attention though – not only is it bright pink, but it’s also a key ring. Check out a perfectly work…

LoveHoney’s Rabbit Vibrator Recycling Program Helps the Environment

Recycling electronics is crucial, so why should recycling your old vibrators be any different? Love Honey has a new program where you send in your old, worn out, used one-too-many-times vibrator to them, and they’ll send you a brand new rabbit vibrator for half price. Half price! That’s a fantastic deal. Don’t take our word…

Gold. Plated. Vibrator.

We’re not sure what purpose there is in this $1500 gold plated Elo Vya vibrator other than to give you heavy metal poisoning, but here it is. The 18k gold plated vibrator will satisfy women (and men), but also passes its AU into your porous areas. Which can’t be good at all. But hey, it’s…

Fake Steve Jobs has personally tested the OhMiBod iPod vibrator, and gives it his highest endorsement. [The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs]

Inch Perfect Vibrator Knows Exactly How Deep Your Love Goes

Made with both metric and imperial tick marks, the Inch Perfect vibrator lets you control exactly how deep your loving goes. There are two models, the nine-incher and the six-incher, and costs 14.99 pounds ($28) and 9.99 pounds ($19) respectively. What’s the point of this? Well, perhaps you don’t want to use up too much,…

Heart-Shaped, Wireless Vibrating Panty Insert – Whee!

No Valentines gift this year helps you to better say “I’m completely and totally clueless as to who you are and what gets you off sexually” than the Panty Pal, a vibrating, heart shaped insert that promises to slip discretely into your lady-friend’s panties and vibrates her lady-parts oh-so-vigorously. In reality, this is simply a…

Pink. Rubber. Duck. Vibrator.

Not only is this rubber duck pink—or “Paris”, as they call it—it runs on only two AA batteries. You activate the duck by pressing his torso, which makes him bzzzz bzzzz bzzzz you into tranquility. If you happen to share a bathroom with roommates, or god forbid your parents, this is a good way to…

AVN Leftovers: Lucky Ducky

You make bath time so much fun…apparently. For ages 18 and up. Bonus shot after the jump.

OhMiBod iPod Vibrator Hands-On

The OhMiBod iPod vibrator first made an impact last summer but we were able to get a hands-on this past week. To recap, it’s a vibrator (“marital aide”) that vibrates in sync with the music being played on an iPod. Once you ignore the fact that it’s, you know, a vibrator and actually appreciate the…

Thheeeeeee Wiiiiibrrrraaatoooorrrr

Thhheee Wiiiibraaaatoorrrrr…*click* Sorry, the Wiibrator is a python app/script that interfaces the Wiimote and PS2’s Tracevibrator. You’ll remember the Rez vibrator from Game Girl Advance (NSFW) fame. By interfacing the two together, you can essentially map the actions of your hand to the vibrator in your crotch. Why you wouldn’t just take out the middlemen…

Is This The First Vibrator Patent?

Thanks to Google’s new patent search app, reader Ryan has been able to find what could be the first patent for a Vibrator. It was filed all the way back in 1926, titled “Electric Therapeutic Appliance”, and was filed by John Dequer of Los Angeles. The patent’s also been referenced three times in the last…

iBuzz Launched

We talked about the iBuzz earlier, but they’ve just announced the launch date for this sassy little device which vibrates in time with your iPod—February 24, Steve Jobs’ Birthday. https://gizmodo.com/ibuzz-ipod-controlled-vibrator-137076 While it may be unsavory to use a celebrity’s name and likeness to sell a $59.99 studded love nugget without really notifying them, I’m sure…