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No Valentines gift this year helps you to better say "I'm completely and totally clueless as to who you are and what gets you off sexually" than the Panty Pal, a vibrating, heart shaped insert that promises to slip discretely into your lady-friend's panties and vibrates her lady-parts oh-so-vigorously. In reality, this is simply a bullet with a heart-shaped, Valentine's Day appropriate insert.

I don't know about you but most of the lady-geeks I know like their wireless, vibrating devices more powerful, shaped and for use in private or semi-private situations. The thought of walking down the street with a little red heart vibrating in your panties—it probably sounds better in theory than it actually feels in practice.


Any experienced gadget-girls care to comment?

Wireless Vibrating Heart Shaped Panty Insert [via Ubergizmo]