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For the past five years, the mad scientists at CERN have been connecting their computers to colleagues’ around the world to pool their processing power. This so-called Worldwide Grid turns a regular old desktop into a supercomputer by just plugging in. Now it will do the same with smartphones and tablets. CERN scientists are in…
Even people who don’t care about video games are laughing at the fake (?) political commercials in the new Grand Theft Auto game. A drug-addicted right-wing “former stuntman” is campaigning against a know-it-all teacher’s union lackey who wants income taxes raised to 74%. Kill ’em all—that’s what this game is about! https://kotaku.com/grand-theft-auto-v-mocks-republicans-skewers-democrats-1134219480
Committing insurance fraud, mail or otherwise, is universally a fairly dumb thing to do—especially when your plan is literally designed to fail. Like, say, that of 29-year-old idiot Nathan Meunch and friend. Because if you’re trying to pass off a soggy, dripping cardboard box stuffed with ice as a $4,000 stack of iPads, chances are—you’re…
Get some solid state in your life with the lowest price ever on the Corsair 128GB Force Series GS Red SSD. If for some reason you haven’t experienced a solid state drive before, prepare to be amazed as this breathes new life into your aging laptop or desktop, or even your PS3. Why not pick…
The slow creep of Jony Ive’s flat-friendly software design is starting to pick up its pace with the new beta version of iCloud.com. That scratchy old black background is now dreamy blue and blurry just like iOS 7. The app icons have lost a dimension, as well, and now look like their iOS 7 counterparts.…
Between the always-listening Moto X and the promise of conversational search, it’s pretty clear that Google’s ultimate goal is to become your very own, sci-fi, voice controlled personal assistant. And the new features Google’s adding to search are bringing us even closer. https://gizmodo.com/moto-x-hands-on-forget-specs-this-thing-is-awesome-991536492 Google has slowly been incorporating more and more of your personal information…
Since the NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden brought electronic surveillance back to the headlines, lots of people are creeped out about the government illegally watching everything we do online. At least there’s an easy way to keep bosses and spouses from reading your secret emails. https://lifehacker.com/how-to-encrypt-your-email-and-keep-your-conversations-p-1133495744
It turns out that when the alkaline in a battery wears down, it produces a gas that fills the inside. So if you’ve got a box of random batteries you want to test, and don’t have access to a voltmeter or any other device, you can simply drop them vertically a short distance onto a…
Nukes aren’t the only military implement North Korea’s been tinkering with over the last few years. During a recent air force parade, the Hermit Kingdom reminded the world of its deadly, deadly fleet of 30-year-old attack choppers. Today, new images have surfaced of a mysterious, camouflaged cargo jet. As with most news out of North…
The world is alive with a myriad of vibrant colors. Let’s forget about that this week and just focus on the simple elegance of just one. Show us what you can do with the timeless techniques of monochrome photography. The Challenge Take the best photo you can using any variation on black and white or…
For the first time ever, scientists have re-built the beating heart of an animal with human cells. This means “regenerative medicine”—replacing diseased body parts with custom grown living replacements—is one step closer to being a very expensive procedure at your local hospital. https://gizmodo.com/researchers-have-re-built-a-beating-mouse-heart-from-hu-1134672119
Have you given a dude in a blue hat directions around Manhattan recently? Did he have a Century 21 shopping bag? If so, there’s a good chance you’ve unwittingly participated in the art (gasp!) of Nobutaka Aozaki, who is building a map of Manhattan based on directions drawn by strangers. Aozaki lives in New York,…
Is Hyperloop destined to be the pipe dream of Elon Musk, another failed futuristic transport like these crazy futuristic transports of yesteryear? Hopefully not. But I wish some of these ten awesome inventions existed today. https://jalopnik.com/the-ten-most-ambitious-failed-utopian-mass-transit-syst-1135019271
Unless you’ve been locked in a basement rooting your Android device for the past three months, you’re probably aware that Ashton Kutcher’s big, blockbuster debut as Steve Jobs is, for better or worse, just around the corner. But Steve isn’t the only great media mogul of yore—Bill Gates played just as big of a role…
Slap any superhero logo on any piece of merchandise and it will sell more. But these Avengers vibrators are mightier than that. Too bad they are just concepts, because I’m sure they would get tens of thousands of clients at next year’s Comic-Con. https://gizmodo.com/these-avengers-dildos-are-presumably-earths-mightiest-1111237515
Despite some last ditch efforts to save it, the JFK airport’s 1960 Googie-style Pan Am terminal is currently being destroyed. Once an important symbol of tomorrowism, this iconic Worldport™ will soon find itself a pile of retro-futuristic rubble. https://gizmodo.com/googie-architecture-of-the-space-age-512620908 First opened to the public on May 24, 1960, Terminal 3 was designed by the firm…
Apple fans have recently enjoyed the two color choices offered in the iPhone models: black, or white. Maybe it didn’t matter because few people want to carry a $600 phone without a protective case. But today, iPhone lovers are in a state of shock because this video shows what might be a new, yellow iPhone.…
At the dawn of the electrical age, power plants were more than just utilitarian buildings. They were grand, soaring temples to a near-magical substance that was changing the world. Most of these buildings are now abandoned or demolished. But I recently visited one of the few that remain: the 99-year-old Kelenföld Power Plant, one of…
A discount clothing chain for young women is again being mocked for its endless offerings of Jesus-themed young women’s casual fashion. This chain is owned by fundamentalist Christians, but instead of only selling burqas they just put ridiculous cross shapes on all their tacky clothes. Can you name this horrid store? https://jezebel.com/forever21-celebrates-jesus-in-all-his-forms-1134817189
Bras are pretty much some of the oldest pieces of tech around—the undergarment can even trace its roots all the way back to the freelovin’ days of ancient Greece. So as something most women wear nearly every day, it’s amazing how many studies have come out claiming that ladies everywhere our wearing their bras all…
