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The single most clever motion picture I’ve seen this year wasn’t Avatar—it was Logorama, an animated short fitting 2500 logos into a highly entertaining parody of corporate/consumer culture. (Watch it. You’ll thank me when it wins an Oscar.) https://gizmodo.com/avatar-review-yes-it-changed-everything-after-all-5429424 After viewing Logorama in the theater a few months ago (thanks, Chicago Film Festival), I was…
These aren’t the first touchscreen laptops Toshiba’s dished out, but the U500-1EX is the latest, and has some nice specs (4GB of DDR3 RAM, 320GB HDD) for its low price. https://gizmodo.com/toshiba-u505-and-m505-touchscreened-in-time-for-win-7-5381773 At 13.3-inches, the Windows 7 machine has a neat-sounding LifeSpace app from Toshiba, which allows for thumbnail shortcuts on a bulletin board, and a…
Anyone familiar with Moore’s Law will know that over the years, storage has got bigger and cheaper. But the possibility of a 1TB SSD being the size of a postage stamp? Sounds impossible, but not to those crafty Japanese scientists. A bunch of researchers from various Japanese universities and organizations have banded together to work…
Whoa, a Microsoft employee just published details on Windows 8 on their blog, claiming it will be “completly different from what folks usually expect of Windows,” [sic] and that internally, they’re calling it “Windows.next.” Shown above is a leaked Windows server roadmap from last year, that marks 2012 as being the year of a “major…
Here’s the WinMo-running M10 and Android-powered A50 both leaked in January. Problem is we still think they should get out of hardware and into apps. https://gizmodo.com/the-next-fruits-of-garmin-and-asus-relationship-appear-5454474 But back to the phones. They’re boasting it brings “more location technology than any other smartphone,” as you’d expect from the satnav dudes at Garmin. The hardware isn’t all…
In case you haven’t heard, there’s a bit of a Snowpocalypse happening. Delayed flights aside, it’s really not so bad though. After all, it finally lured the abominable fire-breathing snowman out of his cave and right into this video. Built by some folks in Bel Air, Frosty—or at least I like to think that’s his…
If your USBw 200 WiMax modem is feeling lonely and is looking for a spooning partner, this new dock is the perfect companion. In addition to matching the modem to a T, it also boosts its reception significantly. As of now the device is only slated for plug and play use with Windows, and it…
When Motorola’s official Facebook page showed a post announcing that the Droid would be getting an update this week, everyone got excited. But it seems that someone might’ve been too quick to write about Android 2.1. https://gizmodo.com/android-2-1-update-for-droid-will-begin-rolling-out-thi-5467069 BGR explains that “according to Matt, forums manager over at Motorola, the information was prematurely released” and that…
There’s been talk of sportswear company PUMA going into the cellphone business and—based on the teaser website just launched—it looks like we’ll really be seeing a solar-powered, super-sporty cellphone soon. For now we just have a blurry picture. The clever boys over at MobileCrunch took the time to rifle through the source code of the…
PC Tools, a security software maker, shared this allegedly true flirtbot encounter. If you’re so gullible and/or lonely that a flirtbot this dumb can con you, your old Windows machine deserves to get gangbanged by phishing scams, viruses and spyware. Remember, this is supposed to be really real: [email protected] says: hey, hows it going? Mary…
Bill Gates doesn’t seem very impressed with the iPad. Sure he’s throwing out some nice compliments to Apple, remarking about how great the iPhone is, and all that. But beneath all the pleasantries, he’s pretty much dismissing the product. You know, I’m a big believer in touch and digital reading, but I still think that…
The best parodies start with a laugh before leaving us with the hollowness of their truth. Sorry, Google Buzz. Sorry, under-lived life. Sorry, sweet butterfly.
$1 TV shows, down from $2: sounds like a great plan, but is it real? The FT seems to think so, claiming that the changes will hit the iTunes store at the end of April, corresponding with the iPad launch. Apple’s current pricing scheme puts most SD TV content at $2 an episode, with HD…
There was a power outage earlier and I sat in the dark. Not because I don’t have flashlights, but because I couldn’t find the right batteries. Oh, if only I had a dog and one of Fido Fashion’s power-generating leashes. Fido Fashion really thought this leash through. There’s a little compartment for poop bags on…
Between Twitter-holic dates, Facebook relationship status changes, sexting, gadget mishaps, and that time you emailed nude pictures to your ex, there are plenty of ways for tech to affect relationships. What we want are your Valentine’s Day romance horror stories. Did you creep someone out by following her on Twitter too soon after meeting? Or…
When you join Google Buzz, it automatically provides you with followers and followees based on prior communication. These people are then listed on your Google profile, which can be seen by all your friends. So, affair havers: maybe hold off. A lot of the Giz staff was alarmed by the suggested/automatic follower lists, not because…
A skeptic might see the Doom II RPG ($4, iPhone/iPod touch) as a lame reboot of the Wolfenstein 3D RPG which was a lame reboot of the original Doom RPG. And…wait…that’s kinda true. How absolutely soul-crushing. [iTunes via Kotaku] https://kotaku.com/doom-ii-rpg-now-on-iphone-5468798/
In today’s Remainders: Snow! Stay in and watch the video podcast infinite recursion on YouTube or go outside and toss the new Panasonic Toughbook tablet in a snowbank (it can handle it). Crowdsourced snow shoveling in DC and more! Tough Tablet Yeah, the iPad is pretty, but you better be careful how you treat it…
Brain chemistry questionnaires, genetic testing: online dating sites are going to pretty extreme lengths to prove that their methodology is the most advanced. Because hey, then they can justify higher rates! But does any of it actually work? The NY Times gives a rundown of a few sites that embrace Cupid’s geekier side. For a…
Warner Music, one of the four largest record labels, is upset with just how free their music is online, and they’re not talking about piracy: They’re worried about legit, ad-supported services like Last.fm, Spotify and Pandora. Uh oh. Warner execs, who were just yesterday lamenting the (shocking!) correlation between raised iTunes prices and decrease sales,…