Head Spa Massager Relaxes, Makes You Look Stupid, Could Probably Lobotomize You
Do you know that late-night, drooling hypnotic feeling that happens while you are watching infomercials for MP3-enabled Windows Mobile 6.0-based robotic potato peelers? Well, that’s exactly the state I got into when I made the error to follow the TV watch link and enter into the horrors of Gadget Universe, The Site. So, what in…
Home Theater Watch Is Neither for Home Nor a Theater, Barely a Watch
Apparently, someone at Gadget Universe (an Alexander Innovation Wizard Company, the geniuses who previously brought you the Sun Visor Theater, the Pseudo-UFO and other potentially hazardous inventions) got the idea that watching movies on a 1.5″ 128 x 128 pixel OLED screen mounted on a watch was a good idea. So good in fact, that…
Floating Cabana: The Weekend Starts Here
This floating cabana is made of heavy-duty PVC and seats up to six people. With a nylon canopy to protect you from the sun and a tethered 16-quart cooler to keep your tinnies and snacks at the right temperature, it goes perfectly with the remote-controlled poolside drink tray you saw earlier this week. Measurements are…
Conference Bike: Steering by Porsche, Idea by Crackpot Dutchman
I’m off. Leaving. So, tatty-bye. Working for Gizmodo has been fun, but I have a higher calling, thanks to the discovery of this Conference Bike, invented by Eric Staller in 1991. The 15 mph behemoth only cost me $10,000 and I am going to travel to Guyana on a mission to save the indigenous orange-breasted…