The more money I make, the more I eat, meaning the only way I can ever hope to be thin is to never work again, like a filthy hipster. The Japanese salarymen don’t have this problem, mostly because they eat fish and cigarettes, but also because they have mice like this one from Thanko. The ‘Electrical Stimulation Mouse’ has a set of electrode pads down which it sends a muscle-tensing shock each time you click, making it simple to pretend you’re the Bruce Lee of Accounts Payable.
If you have to ask why they wouldn’t just connect a separate electrode device to something like, say, USB, then you’ve not been paying attention to Thanko—pointless is what they do.
Product Page [Thanko.jp via T3]
