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My dear old dad pointed out this site. This is an American whistle factory, aptly named the American Whistle Factory. I'm not quite sure if they do their own manufacturing out there in Columbus, Ohio —America's Heartland (TM)—but I think one of their customized, fancy-pants golden whistles is just the right gift for the crusty old coach or overbearing office manager who runs things like an island dictator.

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